A coin-operated wedding machine
It’s a coin-operated device that looks very much like a chewing gum automat and offers everything the engaged heart desires.
Press 1 for heterosexual, 2 for gay, and 3 for a lesbian marriage. And if you wish to seal the eternal deal with your BFF, simply press 4.
The AutoWed will dispense a pair of plastic wedding rings with a personalised receipt. And since we’re in 2011, your receipt conveniently includes a discount voucher for an auto-divorce! Perfect.