Kids say the darndest things: 10 funny classroom quotes

A TEACHER has started an Instagram account to share all the hilarious things her students say.

The teacher, reportedly a primary school teacher in New York City who has remained anonymous out of respect for her students, started posting the hilarious things her kids' said to a Live From Snack Time Twitter account in 2014.

This lead to a Facebook page and Live From Snack Time Instagram account that now has over half a million followers. 

Here are 10 of the funniest classroom quotes from that account: 

1. Does this mean pizza is a mattress?

Tag someone that would crawl right in 😍 #friday #cheeselover amazing submission from @thekris_cam

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2. Score!

you thought YOU were having a good Sunday 😎 #kids #instamood

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3. Going cray cray...

You're cray 😁 #instakids #kidquotes

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4. Strawberry, Potato - someone was hungry... 

Baby name fails 😂#instakids #baby #babyshower

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>> J'Zaydon, Beautiful, Jathon...best bogan baby names of 2016

5. Nawwwww, cute...

Very best submission of the night 😂.. Any predictions on album of the year? #grammys #music #winning #grammys2016

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6. A completely reasonable fear...

Watch the throne! #kidquotes #teacherlife #kanye #jayz

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7. A girl who knows what she doesn't want...

Ain't nobody got time for that! #sunday #crybaby #teacherlife #kidquotes

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8. Is this kid onto something?

I'll just run this by the lunch ladies... #kidquotes (submitted by: @kayleemruiz)

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9. Freak in!

Which is worse? Amazing anonymous submission 😂😮😑 #teachersfollowteachers #teacherlife #happyhumpday #freakout #kids #children

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10. Smart kid...

Your hair is so lawn! 💦💦💦

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What hilarious things have you heard kids say?

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